Filosofía oriental para gente con prisa

Buddhism:
We’re All Fucked
pray for oblivion

Taoism (Lao-Tzu):
We’re All Fucked
don’t let them know they’re fucked

Confucius:
We’re All Fucked
unless you study really hard

Taoism (Chuang-Tzu):
We’re All Fucked
let’s go fishing

Sun-Tzu:
We’re All Fucked
quick, fuck them from behind when they’re not looking

Mo-Tzu:
We’re All Fucked
fuck around